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The Web 2.0 Suicide Machine: Kill Your Online Self

Web 2.0 Suicide Machine

Web 2.0 Suicide Machine

Tired of your Social Network?  Wanna meet your real neighbors and feel free like a real bird again?

The Web 2.0 Suicide Machine can help you switch back to your actual life.  This machine was launched a month ago with one mission: to encourage users to kill themselves online by deleting all of their information from social networking sites.  It lets you delete all your energy sucking social-networking profiles, erase your virtual friends, and completely do away with your procrastinating Web2.0 alter ego.  If you want to sign out forever, you just have to hand over your account information to Suicide Machine and they will erase your profile and remove all of your friends and messages and whatever stuff you’ve uploaded.   Once this clean-up is done, you can’t log back in as they have already changed your username and password.

The Web 2.0 Suicide Machine services currently runs with Facebook, Myspace, Twitter and LinkedIn.

If your online life is wrecking your real life,  I recommend you commit the Web 2.0 suicide now and rest in a better real life!

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